So platypuses are basically creepy magical beasts.

While a mother platypus does milk her young, and has mammary glands, she has no teets with which to feed her…pups? Ducklings? Platypuppies?

Anyway…in lieu of nipples, she just secretes milk from pores in her skin.  Like sweat. But less salty.

There’s so much I can’t take back.

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